Funny Shayari #1

Ho gayi galati humse, click ho gayaa mouse
Duniyaa ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila mai kal to, mere dil mey hua ek sound
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho; Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahi hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mey, nahi hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mey, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na e-mail

Main tumhein pyaar kyu karoon, tum nahin ho Ash
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash!

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